Tuesday, November 18, 2008

For tonight

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
-- Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Mansfield Park

5 comments:

david said...

Happiness is a warm puppy.
-Peanuts

Being rich is better than a warm puppy.
-Mad magazine

Me said...

Abstract Thought Is a Warm Puppy.
-Art Spiegelman February 14, 2000, The New Yorker

david said...

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. When he finishes it, the bartender asks if he wants another. Descartes says, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Me said...

Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes disappears, the bartender walked over to him and asked, “Did you see that?”
To which Heisenberg replied, “I can’t be certain.”

Anonymous said...

I was afraid you were going to put Descartes before de horse.